Why have kids when you can have a pet that never talks back? These Childless Goldfish Lady Victoriana greeting cards feature a delightfully eccentric woman gazing lovingly at her aquatic companions, scanned from an original Victorian card. Equal parts absurd and hilarious, these cards celebrate the serenity of child-free life with the ultimate low-maintenance pets.
Perfect for friends who appreciate vintage humor and aquatic antics, these 5x7 cards (complete with white envelopes) bring a splash of whimsy to any occasion. Whether you're celebrating birthdays, sharing laughs, or just reminding someone how great it is to avoid tantrums and treasure bowls, these cards are a guaranteed conversation starter.
Because goldfish never throw tantrums, ask for snacks, or demand Wi-Fi passwords. Cheers to swimmingly simple lives and fishy friends! 🐟
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
- Made in USA
- Sold in sets of 10
- Standard Fine Finch 110#
- 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
- Blank White Envelopes Included
