Moo-ve over, childless cat ladies—there’s a new queen in town, and she’s rocking bonnets and bovines! These Childless Calf Lady Victoriana greeting cards feature a charming milkmaid and her adorable calf, scanned from an original Victorian card. Perfect for anyone who’s ever thought, “Kids? Nah, I’ll take a cow.”
These 5x7 cards deliver vintage flair with a modern wink, proving that calf cuddles are just as heartwarming (and far less noisy) than babies. With white envelopes included, they’re ready to send hilarity and wholesome chaos to your favorite friends.
Because who needs diapers when you’ve got fresh dairy? Cheers to milking life for all it’s worth and raising calves instead of kids—an udderly superior lifestyle!
Folded Card
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
- Made in USA
- Sold in sets of 10
- Standard Fine Finch 110#
- 7x5 Front & Back Folded Card
- Blank White Envelopes Included