Let’s face it—2025 isn’t here to fix anything, but at least we can laugh about it. These Victorian Debutante New Year’s cards capture the chaos of modern life with the line: “Here’s to 2025, where the only thing that’s up is my blood pressure!”
Perfect for friends who doomscroll through climate disasters, choke on the news cycle, and still somehow find time to laugh, these cards pair vintage elegance with biting modern humor. The 5x7 flat cards and white envelopes deliver just the right mix of wit and screw-it energy for the year ahead.
Send these to anyone who’s over resolutions and ready for resignation, because in 2025, we’re all just sipping cocktails while the world burns. Cheers to stress, sarcasm, and the occasional stiff drink—because if the blood pressure is rising, the drinks should be, too.
FLAT CARD
Being connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.
Made in USA
Sold in sets of 10
Standard Fine Finch 110#
7in x 5in (17.78cm x 12.7cm) Double Sided Card
Blank White Envelopes Included